Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Oh Food Netwok, how fall you've fallen

First Molto Mario, now
this. Frankly, I always found Emeril Live to be hokey, but understood that Emeril was trying to make it entertaining and informative to people who might not ordinarily cook. It is also another sign that the Food Network is abandoning any and all programming where people can actually learn valuable kitchen skills. I will enjoy my Good Eats while I can.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Priest

I would be re-miss in my fanhood if I did not mention the retirement of Priest Holmes. As a Chiefs fan, he was the key piece of the Vermeil-era offenses, taking pressure off of Tony Gonzalez as the sole offensive weapon on that team. I thank you Priest for your years in Kansas City and hope that you can now fully recover from your injuries.

Day before Thanksgiving

In honor of Thanksgiving, I'd like to provide two important Thanksgiving Proclamations, the first from George Washington and the second from Abraham Lincoln.

Proclamation of National Thanksgiving

George Washington

City of New York, October 3, 1789

Whereas it is the duty of all Nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God, to obey his will, to be grateful for his benefits, and humbly to implore his protection and favor, and whereas both Houses of Congress have by their joint Committee requested me "to recommend to the People of the United States a day of public thanksgiving and prayer to be observed by acknowledging with grateful hearts the many signal favors of Almighty God especially by affording them an opportunity peaceably to establish a form of government for their safety and happiness."

Now therefore I do recommend and assign Thursday the 26th day of November next to be devoted by the People of these States to the service of that great and glorious Being, who is the beneficent Author of all the good that was, that is, or that will be. That we may then all unite in rendering unto him our sincere and humble thanks, for his kind care and protection of the People of this Country previous to their becoming a Nation, for the signal and manifold mercies, and the favorable interpositions of his providence, which we experienced in the course and conclusion of the late war, for the great degree of tranquility, union, and plenty, which we have since enjoyed, for the peaceable and rational manner, in which we have been enabled to establish constitutions of government for our safety and happiness, and particularly the national One now lately instituted, for the civil and religious liberty with which we are blessed; and the means we have of acquiring and diffusing useful knowledge; and in general for all the great and various favors which he hath been pleased to confer upon us.

And also that we may then unite in most humbly offering our prayers and supplications to the great Lord and Ruler of Nations and beseech him to pardon our national and other transgressions, to enable us all, whether in public or private stations, to perform our several and relative duties properly and punctually, to render our national government a blessing to all the people, by constantly being a Government of wise, just, and constitutional laws, discreetly and faithfully executed and obeyed, to protect and guide all Sovereigns and Nations (especially such as have shown kindness unto us) and to bless them with good government, peace, and concord. To promote the knowledge and practice of true religion and virtue, and the encrease of science among them and Us, and generally to grant unto all Mankind such a degree of temporal prosperity as he alone knows to be best.

Given under my hand at the City of New York the third day of October in the year of our Lord 1789.

Go: Washington

After a long drought of not having Thanksgiving Proclamations, in 1863 Abraham Lincoln decided that it was time to re-new the tradition.

THANKSGIVING DAY 1863 by ABRAHAM LINCOLN
BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA – A PROCLAMATION

The year that is drawing toward its close has been filled with the blessings of fruitful fields and healthful skies. To these bounties, which are so constantly enjoyed that we are prone to forget the source from which they come, others have been added which are of so extraordinary a nature that they can not fail to penetrate and soften even the heart which is habitually insensible to the ever-watchful providence of Almighty God.

In the midst of a civil war of unequaled magnitude and severity, which has sometimes seemed to foreign states to invite and to provoke their aggression, peace has been preserved with all nations, order has been maintained, the laws have been respected and obeyed, and harmony has prevailed everywhere, except in the theater of military conflict, while that theater has been greatly contracted by the advancing armies and navies of the Union. Needful diversions of wealth and of strength from the fields of peaceful industry to the national defense have not arrested the plow, the shuttle, or the ship; the ax has enlarged the borders of our settlements, and the mines, as well of iron and coal as of the precious metals, have yielded even more abundantly than heretofore. Population has steadily increased notwithstanding the waste that has been made in the camp, the siege, and the battlefield, and the country, rejoicing in the consciousness of augmented strength and vigor, is permitted to expect continuance of years with large increase of freedom.

No human counsel hath devised nor hath any mortal hand worked out these great things. They are the gracious gifts of the Most High God, who, while dealing with us in anger for our sins, hath nevertheless remembered mercy.

It has seemed to me fit and proper that they should be solemnly, reverently, and gratefully acknowledged, as with one heart and one voice, by the whole American people. I do therefore invite my fellow-citizens in every part of the United States, and also those who are at sea and those who are sojourning in foreign lands, to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next as a day of thanksgiving and praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the heavens. And I recommend to them that while offering up the ascriptions justly due to Him for such singular deliverances and blessings they do also, with humble penitence for our national perverseness and disobedience, commend to His tender care all those who have become widows, orphans, mourners, or sufferers in the lamentable civil strife in which we are unavoidably engaged, and fervently implore the interposition of the Almighty hand to heal the wounds of the nation and to restore if, as soon as may be consistent with the divine purpose, to the full enjoyment of peace, harmony, tranquillity, and union.

In testimony whereof I have hereunto set my hand and caused the seal of the United States to be affixed.

Done at the city of Washington, this 3d day of October A.D. 1863, and of the Independence of the United States the eighty-eighth.

ABRAHAM LINCOLN

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

As promised

So, sitting here at work, almost time for lunch, and I overhear a conversation where people are making plans for lunch. They make their plans, and one person says, ok, I'll meet you there after I run to the versateller.

Now, I gather that alot of people don't know what a "versateller" is, but I can say that I know what it is, even though I have not heard someone use that phrase in quite a long time. Mind you, I lived in D.C. for 8 1/2 years before moving back to the Bay Area, so that helps. Anyway, a versateller is what Bank of America first called their ATM before everyone just started calling it an ATM; it was also before Bank of America decided to take over the banking world and changed their colors. Digression: I remember when Bank of America was only in 5 states, and I couldn't make a deposit in my Texas-based account at a Bank of America in Arizona. My how things have changed.

I'm always intrigued by local vernacular or turns of phrases like that. For example, I call it a "Coke" even if I'm not specifically referring to a Coke, much the same way that everything is "Pop" in other parts of the country. By the way, I hate the term "Pop".

Ooops

It appears that I have neglected my poor old blog. I certainly hope to be more vigilant in the coming weeks and months. . .